Curse

BenO_Under · Sep 09, 2006, 06:44 PM // 18:44

*comes back to life*
*kills Paul the exact same way he killed me*
*orders a keg*
hows everyone doing?
and btw yes i am a wammo

Paul Mahdi · Sep 10, 2006, 02:24 AM // 02:24

*Laughs as BenO fails to kill me*
*Takes a bullet and throws it at BenO, instantly killing him*
*Asks everyone to get out of bar*
*Fills bar with c4 and detonates it with BenO's body still in there*
*Builds new bar*
"Sorry everyone for taking away drinking time... "

metalicagrl · Sep 10, 2006, 03:50 AM // 03:50

*wakes up*

*walks over to keg*
*kneels down and hugs keg*
*says hi to everyone in bar*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 10, 2006, 04:50 AM // 04:50

Sleeps through explosion.
Wakes up.
Eats bar patron.
Sips beer.

BenO_Under · Sep 10, 2006, 05:04 AM // 05:04

*laughs at Paul when he finds out that wasnt me he killed*
*kills paul with 15 atom bombs*
*is surprised to see the bar intact*
*has some beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 10, 2006, 05:15 AM // 05:15

Defuses 15 atom bombs.
Eats atom bombs.
Sips beer.

BenO_Under · Sep 10, 2006, 05:21 AM // 05:21

damn
*laughs at paul anyways because he didnt kill me*

*drinks beer*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 10, 2006, 05:28 AM // 05:28

"Thanks Doomlord. i owe you one... or 15 apparently...Also, who the hell DID I kill?"

*Asks a bar patron without looking at himself, "Am I a bear right now?*
Bar patron: "Yes"
"Good"
*Eats bar patron*

BenO_Under · Sep 10, 2006, 05:31 AM // 05:31

my evil twin, thats who you killed
*drink beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 10, 2006, 05:31 AM // 05:31

No problem, that Uranium was quite tasty. We should do something about BenO though...
Sips beer.

Paul Mahdi · Sep 10, 2006, 05:36 AM // 05:36

iunno, everytime I "do something about BenO", he always counters with
"*Comes back to life*
*Kills Paul*"

That just makes me angrier (you can tell how angry I am by how much stuff I do to BenO. ie: that time I cut him up into little pieces, dug a 50ft hole, threw him in, covered it with cement, built a building on top, and detonated the building. And that wasn't even all the things i did...

What was I talking about?
*Eats bar patron*
*Washes it down with beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 10, 2006, 05:37 AM // 05:37

he's not Beno, he's crunchbite.

*sips beer*

BenO_Under · Sep 10, 2006, 05:40 AM // 05:40

but that WAS my evil twin

*drinks beer*

why do you want to kill me so much?

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 10, 2006, 05:42 AM // 05:42

Puts eternal and completely unbreakable curse on BenO (or crunchbite, whatever) that prevents him from coming back to life OR killing Paul.
We'll start with that.
Sips beer.

BenO_Under · Sep 10, 2006, 05:44 AM // 05:44

FINE
*kills Doomlord*

*puts a curse on doomlord to make him unable to respawn aswell*

*comits suicide*

HAPPY NOW?!?!?!?

why did you want to kill me anyways????

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 10, 2006, 05:49 AM // 05:49

If you had read this thread from the beginning you would realize that there is no way that you can kill me. Sorry.
Sips beer.

BenO_Under · Sep 10, 2006, 05:51 AM // 05:51

i did and theres nothing that says that you cant die, sorry

*drinks beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 10, 2006, 05:51 AM // 05:51

poor crunchbite...not being able to kill doomlord.

*sips beer*

BenO_Under · Sep 10, 2006, 05:53 AM // 05:53

then i brutully maul him to make him wish he was dead

*drinks beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 10, 2006, 05:57 AM // 05:57

Basically, I'm a giant demon-spider (a Bebilith) with an impenatrable exoskeleton. Even if you manage to kill me, I just respawn in Hell and instantly pop back up where I died. Originally I became a Bebilith to fight the Hulk, but that was in the old thread...